An overweight pedestrian sits on a wall outside the Houses of Parliament in London in this March 31, 2004 file photo. A compound switching off the same brain circuits that make people hungry when they smoke cannabis looks set to become the world's first blockbuster anti-obesity medicine, with sales tipped by analysts to top $3 billion a year...(Toby Melville/Files/Reuters)

Dear God,

It's me, Lisa.

Please don't EVER let me end up in stock footage, filed under the name "overweight pedestrian."

Amen.